John Lovitz beats **** in a bar

[Mr. SunburnMan]

http://www.nypost.com/seven/07172007.../pagesix_u.htm

July 17, 2007 -- IT was fight night at an L.A. comedy club last week when Jon Lovitz roughed up Andy **** over the murder of their "Saturday Night Live" colleague, Phil Hartman.
Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, "Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose." Lovitz told Page Six, "All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole."
Lovitz and **** have been at loggerheads since a 1997 Christmas party at Hartman's house, five months before his troubled wife Brynn flipped out, fatally shooting Hartman, then killing herself. "Andy was doing cocaine, and he gave Brynn some after she had been sober for 10 years. Phil was furious about it - and then five months later he's dead," said Lovitz, adding that when he filled in on Hartman's "Newsradio" sitcom, "I told Andy, 'I wouldn't be here now if you hadn't given Brynn that cocaine.' "
Last year, Lovitz related, a drunken **** strolled up to his table at Ago in West Hollywood, rudely downed his guests' peach liqueur drinks, and "looked at me and said, 'I put the "Phil Hartman hex" on you - you're the next one to die.' I said, 'What did you say?' and he repeated it. I wanted to punch his face in, but I don't hit women."
When the two ran into each other at the Laugh Factory last Wednesday, "I wanted him to say he was sorry for the 'Phil Hartman hex,' " Lovitz told us. "First he says, 'I don't remember saying that.' Then he leans in and says, 'You know why I said it? Because you said I killed Phil Hartman.' Which I never said. Then he asked me to be in his new movie.
"I grabbed him by the shirt and leaned him over and said, 'I don't want to be in your movie! I don't want to be in your life!' I pushed him against the rail. Then I pushed him again really hard. A security guard broke it up. I'm not proud of it . . . but he's a disgusting human being." ****'s rep said he had no comment.
****'s weirdness has been well documented. Last year, he licked the faces of Farrah Fawcett, Carrie Fisher and Patton Oswalt, then groped and bit the hand of Post reporter Mandy Stadtmiller at a comedy-festival taping.

I did not like Andy **** before reading this. But if any of that stuff is true, he deserved what he got.

[Norrec]

That's kind of screwed up. To be honest I never lived AD either though (for the sake of the unnecessary censorship).
Phil Hartman was a great comic I thought, though it seems like a lot of great comics have died in the last 10 years for one reason or another.

I do though think its funny that it just says 'a drunken ****'

[cAtDaFeLiX]

Phil Hartman ruled, and I hate Andy ****. Worst comic ever...

[Mr. SunburnMan]

I like how his last name is censored. May as well make it the full thing.

[psplayer]

Is it the filter?

Anyways, **** deserved it imo, maybe not this extreme, but really, something.

[Norrec]

Originally Posted by Mr. SunburnMan

I like how his last name is censored. May as well make it the full thing.

when i read the topic i just saw 'john lovitz beats **** in a bar'

and i thought 'thats just ****ed up enough to be interesting.

[cAtDaFeLiX]

lol

[Gabriel013]

haha.


I don't know why this Andy is so can someone confirm whether it's censored because it's rude or because of legal reasons or what?

[psplayer]

His last name is a slang term used to refer to a specific part of the male reproductive anatomy.

[Norrec]

I remember my friend Katie got away with swearing in the highschool newspaper thing by saying 'Don't be a click'

If you look at it again it resembles a certain Andy's last name.