Energy drink erection horror

Gabriel013 · 06-08-2007, 07:12 AM

A company called Novartis is being sued over a drink they make called 'Boost Plus' which is meant to be a high callorie nutrition drink but apparently it has the unwanted side-effect of causing untamable errections.

This would have been a funny story if the guy in question hadn't had to undergo major surgery to remove the blood and close some of the blood vessels. No info on whether he can get an errection at all now.

Novartis won't comment.

Rosie17 · 06-08-2007, 12:59 PM

I'm not a bloke but i bet that wasnt very comfortable. xxx

nice shirt · 06-08-2007, 03:05 PM

Do they sell that in the states?

cAtDaFeLiX · 06-08-2007, 08:30 PM

That's just wrong.....I bet that guy would sue the pants off them cause losing ones manhood is..

psplayer · 06-08-2007, 10:06 PM

Haahaha hmm I wonder what happens to girls if they drink it??

Gabriel013 · 06-11-2007, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by psplayer

Haahaha hmm I wonder what happens to girls if they drink it??

Nipples like Chapel hatpegs.

I actually don't think they have any effect on women as they are all cold and dead inside.

farfus · 06-11-2007, 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cAtDaFeLiX

That's just wrong.....I bet that guy would sue the pants off them cause losing ones manhood is..

Yeah im sure he was having a hard time keeping the pants on........

06-08-2007, 07:12 AM	#1
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06-08-2007, 12:59 PM	#2
Rosie17 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Sheffield, England Posts: 472	I'm not a bloke but i bet that wasnt very comfortable. xxx __________________

06-08-2007, 03:05 PM	#3
nice shirt Im a mod. Piss me off, I dare you. ;) Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Pittsburgh PS3 Network ID: N1CESHIRT Posts: 5,522	Do they sell that in the states? __________________

06-08-2007, 08:30 PM	#4
cAtDaFeLiX The Fallen Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Canada Xbox Live ID: catdafelix Posts: 2,978	That's just wrong.....I bet that guy would sue the pants off them cause losing ones manhood is.. __________________

06-08-2007, 10:06 PM	#5
psplayer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Hell Hole, California Posts: 669	Haahaha hmm I wonder what happens to girls if they drink it?? __________________ When I was your age, Pluto was a planet.

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