In this thread we discuss Brandon's awesomeness

[Mr. SunburnMan]

Seeing that it's a new rule and that I will enforce it, we have to at least have a thread dedicated to Brandon's awesomeness.

I will began without further ado:

1. Brandon is awesome
2. Brandon is my hero
3. Brandon is full of insight
4. Brandon always makes me think about the topics that he discusses.

BRANDON

[Cowboy22]

5. Brandon is so awesome that he should be banned for the safety of the forum. With him posting here there is a danger that one day the forum...nay, the INTERNET will collapse into itself under the weight of his awesomeness.

[Ryan H.]

Lee Harvey Oswald did not, in fact, kill John F. Kennedy, because Brandon traveled back in time and deflected the bullet with his massive crotch, at which point JFK's head asploded in amazement.

[Mr. SunburnMan]

The question is, why would Oswald aim at Brandon's crotch? Was it envy? Or even jealousy? No one will ever know, unless Brandon travels back in time to ask him face to face.

[Ryan H.]

Originally Posted by Mr. SunburnMan

The question is, why would Oswald aim at Brandon's crotch? Was it envy? Or even jealousy? No one will ever know, unless Brandon travels back in time to ask him face to face.

Oswald was aiming for Kennedy's head, Brandon simply decided to use his massive manhood to deflect the bullet instead of his hands because it would be more stylish.

I mean, come on, when's the last time you saw someone deflect a bullet with their wang? That's right, pal, NEVER.

[Cowboy22]

Originally Posted by Ryan H.

I mean, come on, when's the last time you saw someone deflect a bullet with their wang? That's right, pal, NEVER.

Clearly you don't hang out with Brandon enough. He fires bullets directly into his own wang daily just to laugh at them as they bounce away in fear.

[psplayer]

It's that 100% All American Baken diet he's on, shxt works.

[Gabriel013]

I know I'm not a mod but I'd like to celebrate the awesomeness anyway. But he still not quite as awesome as Val.

[dillonthebunny]

he is Awesome in a different way to Val...


a very different way, he is unique, he is a stone in a river flowing south, he is the Brandon, he IS Brandon... he is B... he is therefore unique and Awesome in that way.


im glad i didnt try and steal Brandon from you guys, it wouldnt of been right, ok, so he has Irish in him, but that just brings our countries closer, and you know what.. THAT is exactly what im talking about... awesome


edit.. i also have to agree with Cowboy... is this site, nay.. the internet strong enough to uphold and handle B? or him who i dare not speakith their namith for just the first letter is enough is start wars and cure famin...

[brandon]

Originally Posted by Gabriel013

I know I'm not a mod but I'd like to celebrate the awesomeness anyway. But he still not quite as awesome as Val.

I was just joking when I said that. Anybody could celebrate my awesomeness whenever they want to. If only Zigg was here to see it. Hey, let's get ben back frome gamespot and start a war with gamespot. We all know who's gonna win.