I've come to a conclusion!

[svosen]

A little wordy, but not bad, Dillon.

[HannibleL316]

Never heard that duck one before.
Ok, ive got one but its wordy too lol

One day, an old lady goes into the Bank of England and asks to speak to the president of the bank in order to open up a savings account, because she said, I have a lot of money.
After much discussions the employee takes her to see the president.
The president asks her how much she would like to deposit and she says £200,000
Curious he asks how she has managed to save such a large amount of money.
The old lady said she makes bets.
The president quite suprised asks "What kind of bets?"
The old lady said "For example I bet you £25,000 that your testicles are square"
The president started to laugh and assured her they were not square and that was an impossible bet to win.
The old lady replied "Would you like to bet?"
"Certainly" answered the president "I know their not square!"
The old lady said "given the size of the bet ill come back tomorrow with my lawyer as a witness, if its alright with you"
"No problem" said the president

That evening the president became very nervous and spent along time in the mirror making sure 100% that his testicles could not be seen as square and therefore be sure to win the bet.

The next day at 10am the old lady arrived with her lawyer.
The president dropped his trousers so she and the lawyer could see everything.
The old lady came closer and asked if she could touch them
"Of course you must be 100%" said the president.
The lady, smiling, started to do so
The president looked up and saw the lawyer banging his head against the wall.
He asked the lady "why is he doing that?"
She answered "its probably because i bet him £100,000 that around 10am today i would be holding the testicles of the president of the bank of England in my hands."

[dillonthebunny]

lol... nice nice...