Fw:how To Poop At Work.

MustangMan · 10-07-2006, 04:16 PM

We'v all sat down at whatever we sit down at at work and felt something brewing down below.Read this to help solve that.We've all been there but don't like to admit it. CROP DUSTING-when fartimg,walk briskly aroud so everybody else gets a whiff but doesn;t know where it came from.Go an extra 30 ft so it leaves your pants. FLYBY-the act of scouting before pooping.looking for other poopers.Be carfl not to become a FREQUENT FLYER, people will become suspicious after a while. ESCAPEE-a fart that slips out while peeing or forcing a ppop in a stall.Do not acknowledge it,if ypu are beside the farter,pretend it did not happen. JAILBREAK-when forcing a poop a series of frts tht slip out at machine-gun pace.Normally a side affect of diarrhea or a hangover(watch out ryan)if this happens remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom. COURTESYFLUSH-the act of flushing the toilet right when the turd hits the water.That way you don't stink up the bathroom.This can help you avoid doing the WALK OF SHAME.Read the replies.

Ryan H. · 10-07-2006, 04:24 PM

Leave this forum.

NOW.

MustangMan · 10-07-2006, 04:35 PM

WALK OF SHAME-getting out of the stall,walking to the sink,after you just stunk up the bathroom.(watch out ryan)Use a COURTESY FLUSH to avoid this. OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER-a colleague who poops at work and is dang proud of it!An out of the closet pooper will usually be carrying something to read under his/her arm. THE POOPIN FRIENDS NETWORK-a group of co worker who band together to make sure emergncy pooing situations go off without incedent,also to help detect OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPERS and identify SAFE HAVENS. SAFE HAVENS-a seldom used bathroom that you will least expect visitors and TURD BURGALERS. TURD BURGALAR-someone who does not realize you're in a stall and tries to force the dorr open.To avoid this,use a CAMO COUGH. CAMO COUGH-a phony cough that can cover a WATERMELON,or scare TURD BUREGALARS.Can be joined with an AISTAIRE. ASTAIRE-a toe tap to do the same things a CAMO COUGH does.Tells others to get out now so you can poop in peace.Continued,read the replies.

Ryan H. · 10-07-2006, 05:44 PM

Did you not see my last message?

GFTO.

MustangMan · 10-07-2006, 09:01 PM

Alright,whats up with the HOSTILITY HERE I MEAN COME ON DUDE.No sense oh humor at all man.We should put you in a hippi flick and see how long they last.

Ryan H. · 10-07-2006, 10:27 PM

Yeah poop is so goddamn funny I mean what is wrong with me am I RITE!?

MustangMan · 10-08-2006, 06:59 AM

No you are not.

Cowboy22 · 10-08-2006, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryan H.

Leave this forum.

NOW.

I second this.

Ryan H. · 10-08-2006, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MustangMan

No you are not.

WHAT

THE

****?

farfus · 10-08-2006, 04:10 PM

True poop on a stick.......

10-07-2006, 04:16 PM	#1
MustangMan Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 14	Fw:how To Poop At Work. We'v all sat down at whatever we sit down at at work and felt something brewing down below.Read this to help solve that.We've all been there but don't like to admit it. CROP DUSTING-when fartimg,walk briskly aroud so everybody else gets a whiff but doesn;t know where it came from.Go an extra 30 ft so it leaves your pants. FLYBY-the act of scouting before pooping.looking for other poopers.Be carfl not to become a FREQUENT FLYER, people will become suspicious after a while. ESCAPEE-a fart that slips out while peeing or forcing a ppop in a stall.Do not acknowledge it,if ypu are beside the farter,pretend it did not happen. JAILBREAK-when forcing a poop a series of frts tht slip out at machine-gun pace.Normally a side affect of diarrhea or a hangover(watch out ryan)if this happens remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom. COURTESYFLUSH-the act of flushing the toilet right when the turd hits the water.That way you don't stink up the bathroom.This can help you avoid doing the WALK OF SHAME.Read the replies.

10-07-2006, 04:24 PM	#2
Ryan H. Forum Ninja Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Milpitas, CA PS2 Online ID: Drunken Xbox Live ID: BionicDrunken Posts: 3,965	Leave this forum. NOW. __________________ ReunionTour - Tactical Forum Action

10-07-2006, 04:35 PM	#3
MustangMan Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 14	Poop,continued. WALK OF SHAME-getting out of the stall,walking to the sink,after you just stunk up the bathroom.(watch out ryan)Use a COURTESY FLUSH to avoid this. OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER-a colleague who poops at work and is dang proud of it!An out of the closet pooper will usually be carrying something to read under his/her arm. THE POOPIN FRIENDS NETWORK-a group of co worker who band together to make sure emergncy pooing situations go off without incedent,also to help detect OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPERS and identify SAFE HAVENS. SAFE HAVENS-a seldom used bathroom that you will least expect visitors and TURD BURGALERS. TURD BURGALAR-someone who does not realize you're in a stall and tries to force the dorr open.To avoid this,use a CAMO COUGH. CAMO COUGH-a phony cough that can cover a WATERMELON,or scare TURD BUREGALARS.Can be joined with an AISTAIRE. ASTAIRE-a toe tap to do the same things a CAMO COUGH does.Tells others to get out now so you can poop in peace.Continued,read the replies.

10-07-2006, 05:44 PM	#4
Ryan H. Forum Ninja Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Milpitas, CA PS2 Online ID: Drunken Xbox Live ID: BionicDrunken Posts: 3,965	Did you not see my last message? GFTO. __________________ ReunionTour - Tactical Forum Action

10-07-2006, 10:27 PM	#6
Ryan H. Forum Ninja Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Milpitas, CA PS2 Online ID: Drunken Xbox Live ID: BionicDrunken Posts: 3,965	Yeah poop is so goddamn funny I mean what is wrong with me am I RITE!? __________________ ReunionTour - Tactical Forum Action

10-07-2006, 09:01 PM	#5
MustangMan Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 14	Alright,whats up with the HOSTILITY HERE I MEAN COME ON DUDE.No sense oh humor at all man.We should put you in a hippi flick and see how long they last.

10-08-2006, 06:59 AM	#7
MustangMan Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 14	No you are not.

10-08-2006, 04:10 PM	#10
farfus Where the hell is his cane!? Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 2,045	True poop on a stick.......

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