Rumble Roses (aka Monbule Roses DVD Full review! lol) (NWS)

[cAtDaFeLiX]

This might be a first for the forums! The first video game porn DVD review of a PS2 and 360 game.

(All you dirty birds won't get any info on the XXX scenes! This all about female wrestling! This topic follows the rules stated by the admin, and I take all personal responsibility in this review and lashings.)

Monbule Roses



The Movie

Well, wrestling action stars Monbu Ran as Reiko Hinamoto in what has to be the smallest wrestling suit in the world (sorry Hulk Hogan, that yellow speedo just doesn't cut it) and she wants to be the best wrestler out there.



For some reason, a nasty group of beefy army guys with kendo sticks is being run by a unknown female. Her dress attire runs along side of Monbu's (short and small). The big beef are there just to cause Reiko pain and harm following the whim of the leader.



Reiko's partner in crime is Dixie Clements (Chinatsu Nakano, you might remember her from such direct to dvd releases as "Dragon Snake SM Bondage" and Repayment in Tears 2)



Once Reiko loses her first match, Dixie helps her out with ahem "Training". This training is very involved, errr, work-outs, gym equpiment! Alot of sweat is involved in Reiko's training (Some good info for you health fitness guru's) The adaptation of the video game to the film is good. Most of the costumes (if any) are almost matched.







Reiko's extensive training results in her for some reason losing again and getting captured by the evil boss. This evil boss is so evil, she forces Reiko into a some sort of gold/mud wrestling match which again Reiko loses (can she ever get a break?)



Score: 10 out of 10


Languages and Audio

Hmm, I don't understand Japanese so I don't know what they are saying. The sound I guess is 5.1 (as the box cover says) You can really hear the ahem sounds and the kicks and wrestling noises (I suggest headphones for the best experience! cause all theose sounds might alert the cops!)




Score: 9 out of 10


The extras

There's a couple of trailers at the end of the film (I won't go into any detail of those trailers) No commentary at all. Of course a commentary with The King from WWE would have helped (But I'm thinking he would be doing something else than talking)



Score: 2 out of 10


Last word

I won't go into detail if Reiko wins any matches cause we all win in the end! Her struggle to be the best wrestler is a deep struggle with many objects....ummm, obstacles in her path. The beef dudes, the training from Dixie and that evil boss woman.



This video game into a porn dvd can only be said that the japanese know how to do video games and for some reason, really screwed up porn films! The wrestling moves are very tech and require alot of skill to pull off from the pic below. All in all, it's a good dvd, and I say good luck trying to find it LOL cause this will never get released in outside of Japan.



Score: 9 out of 10

LOL! well, there it is. First video game to porn dvd review, now, I must pack, cause I'm going to hell.

[Gabriel013]

See, now I really want to see the other side of the box

[Ryan H.]

Post the other side! I'm "technically" a PSXE employee and I give you permission!

[Moridin]

I'm with them!

This is nothing short of sadism.

[cAtDaFeLiX]

[Moridin]

That bad, huh?

[psplayer]

We're all waiting for your "review" of it

[cAtDaFeLiX]

Review 1st post LOL. I'm going to hell for this....

[Gabriel013]

That is so funny. I wonder if it's available for download

[cAtDaFeLiX]