What's your favorite quotes?

[Dmitry M. (Lazer)]

Just wanted to know what was everyone's favorite quotes, here are my top 5:

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and the stupidity of mankind, and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein

"A man can be an artist...in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasey's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece." -Christopher Walken as Rayburn (Man on Fire)

"I have not been able to discover the cause of those properties of gravity from phenomena, and I frame no hypotheses; for whatever is not deduced from the phenomena is to be called a hypothesis, and hypotheses, whether metaphysical or physical, whether of occult qualities or mechanical, have no place in experimental philosophy." - Isaac Newton

"Hey baby whats going on?
The rent mother-******..." - Eddie Murphy

"You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hang out with nineteen year old girls everyday?" Vince Vaughn (Old School)

[Mista]

(just random stuff that came in my head) I might sound cliche' but...Scarface had a few good ones.

"There are 2 things in this world I break for no one...my balls and my word...."

"what do you want out of life Tony?" "the World Chico...and everthing in it"

I'm fond of "If you stand for nothing, you'll fall for anything"

"The juice was worth the sqeeze" is a good one too.

And thinking of Old Scool had me thinking of Dodge Ball...."Remember our team modo," "Aim low???" "That's right."

[_Jeb_]

"Your life's a song, so sing along, before the darkness swallows you and leaves you like a poem" -lovedrug

"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you" -Winnie the Pooh

"A little philosophy inclineth man's mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth man's minds about to religion." -Sir Francis Bacon

"But seek first his kingdom and his righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well" -Jesus Christ

“God who gave us life gave us liberty. And can the liberties of a nation be thought secure when we have removed their only firm basis, a conviction in the minds of the people that these liberties are a gift from God? That they are not to be violated but with His wrath? Indeed I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just, and that His justice cannot sleep forever.” -Thomas Jefferson

[Ryan H.]

"Fight, and you may die. Run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade, all the days from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they will never take our freedom!"
William Wallace, Braveheart

[HannibleL316]

"Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner!"

"Baxter your so wise, like a minature buddah covered in hair"

[cAtDaFeLiX]

Family Guy: Episode Petarded

Peter: "Attention all restaurant patrons.....Testicals.....that is all"



LOL. All I can think of right now. My fav at the moment.

[ace1]

look at the bottom that one is from me and is my seinor quote

[Lefty Grove]

Peter: Don't worry Chris. Sometimes it's good not to fit in. (Flashback to Vietnam)
Peter (dressed in a clown suit): You guys are stupid. They're gonna be looking for army people.



(Peter tries to buy lemonade from a girl at a lemonade stand.)
Girl: I can't take a credit card sir. I need real money.
Peter: Oh yeah? Watcha sellin'? Meth, ex, crack, dust, coke, block, crystal????? IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD? I DONT THINK SO!!!!
(Breaks lemonade stand.)

[Matthew S.]

I could list 20 Anchorman or Old School quotes, but this is one of my favorites:

"I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."

[Slipknot]

Originally posted by Ryan H.
"Fight, and you may die. Run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade, all the days from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they will never take our freedom!"
William Wallace, Braveheart

Sweet music