Bad Case of the Stutters

[Game Developer]

Bad Case of the Stutters

A man had a bad case of stuttering. He went to many doctors over the years, but none of them could help him. Finally one doctor said to him "I believe I found the reason for your stuttering".
The man asked, "Wha.. wha.. wha..what is my pro.. pro.. problem."

The doctor replied, "Your penis is very, very large. The weight of your penis is causing a strain on your larynx, and this results in your stuttering. The only solution to this is to perform a penis transplant." The man was really tired of his stuttering, so he agreed to a transplant. Several days later the doctor called the man up and informed him that they have found a suitable donor. The transplant operation was successfully performed and the man could speak without any stutter.

At first he was happy, but after a while he began to miss his large penis, and how the girls used to love it. He finally went back to his doctor and said, "Doctor, I am grateful for the opportunity you have given me to speak without a stutter, but I miss my old penis. Please find the transplant donor and tell him that we have to exchange penises back."

The doctor shook his head and replied, "That's im.. im.. im.. impo.. impossible."

[Dementare Flare]

...I would originally find this funny...okay, I do. But, I have to say something about large penises.

I don't see why guys would wanna have to lug that around. I mean, sure, you might get a lot of women that way, but when you get excited or something and that thing gets away from you...damn.

And what would happen when you slam that thing into a pole or something? Wouldn't that hurt?! Maybe it's just me, but I think guys who want larger penises have very low self-esteem about themselves. I would understand if it was so small that later on in life it made you into a circus clown, but...if it's decent, live with it.

[Game Developer]

[Dementare Flare]

[AC-Raven]

There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant preppy son around his factory.

Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer.

They approached the heart of the factory, where the father thought, "This should impress him!"

He showed his son a machine and said "Son, this is the heart of the factory. With this machine here we can put in a pig, and out come sausages.

The prudish son, unimpressed, said "Yes, but do you have a machine where you can put in a sausage and out comes a pig?"

The father, furious, thought and said, "Yes son, we call it your mother."

[Dementare Flare]

[Game Developer]

LMFAO! That hilarious