Three Tortoises

Game Developer · 01-07-2005, 04:44 AM

Three tortoises, Mick, Andy and Roy, decide to go on a picnic.
Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is that the picnic site is ten miles away, so it takes them ten days to get there. When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer.
"OK Roy, give me the bottle opener"
"I didn't bring it" says Roy
"I thought you packed it" says Mike. Mick gets worried, he turns to Andy, "did you bring the bottle opener?"

Naturally Andy didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from home without a bottle opener. Mick and Andy beg Roy to go back for it. But he refuses as he thinks they will eat all the sandwiches. After two hours, and after they have sworn on their tortoise lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees. So Roy sets off down the road at a steady pace. 20 days pass and he still isn't back and Mick and Andy are starving, but a promise is a promise.

Another 5 days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise.
Finally they can't take it any longer, so they take out a sandwich each, and just as they are about to eat it, Roy pops up from behind a rock and shouts,
'I KNEW IT..........I'M NOT ****ING GOING!"

svosen · 01-07-2005, 01:42 PM

*groan*

Gamer_X · 01-07-2005, 10:20 PM

That sounds like something my friends would do.

Gabriel013 · 01-10-2005, 02:08 AM

Good one GD

Rosie17 · 01-13-2005, 10:54 AM

Ha! Ha!

01-07-2005, 04:44 AM	#1
Game Developer The Funny Man Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Killadelphia, PA Posts: 2,234	Three Tortoises Three tortoises, Mick, Andy and Roy, decide to go on a picnic. Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is that the picnic site is ten miles away, so it takes them ten days to get there. When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer. "OK Roy, give me the bottle opener" "I didn't bring it" says Roy "I thought you packed it" says Mike. Mick gets worried, he turns to Andy, "did you bring the bottle opener?" Naturally Andy didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from home without a bottle opener. Mick and Andy beg Roy to go back for it. But he refuses as he thinks they will eat all the sandwiches. After two hours, and after they have sworn on their tortoise lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees. So Roy sets off down the road at a steady pace. 20 days pass and he still isn't back and Mick and Andy are starving, but a promise is a promise. Another 5 days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise. Finally they can't take it any longer, so they take out a sandwich each, and just as they are about to eat it, Roy pops up from behind a rock and shouts, 'I KNEW IT..........I'M NOT **ING GOING!" __________________ Where there are no rules or boundries, there I play.**

01-07-2005, 01:42 PM	#2
svosen Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Central Montana Posts: 1,963	groan __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Be completely humble and gentle; be patient, bearing with one another in love." -- Ephesians 4:2

01-07-2005, 10:20 PM	#3
Gamer_X The Art Chick Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: St. Louis, Missouri, USA Xbox Live ID: Zarola Posts: 667	That sounds like something my friends would do. __________________

01-10-2005, 02:08 AM	#4
Gabriel013 ArchAngel Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Sheffield, England PS3 Network ID: gabriel013 Xbox Live ID: Gabriel013 Posts: 6,807	Good one GD __________________ \"...and he shall ascend from the fires of Hell...\" "everyone knows second hand squirrel kills." - Svosen 3 forum tokens

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01-13-2005, 10:54 AM	#5
Rosie17 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Sheffield, England Posts: 488	Ha! Ha!