03-17-2003, 05:27 AM
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The Funny Man
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I onley slept with you, because I was pissed
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, because I was pissed I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you are not I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face I love your smile, your face, and your eyes- Damn, I'm good at telling lies! My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I always wake up screaming My love you take my breath away What have you stepped in to smell this way My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe "go to hell" What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime. :P
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03-17-2003, 05:57 AM
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Mad Hatter
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dont you mean vacca?
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03-17-2003, 09:30 AM
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ArchAngel
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Nice one GD
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03-17-2003, 08:02 PM
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The Funny Man
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At least gabe appreciates amazing work when he sees it.
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03-17-2003, 08:26 PM
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Forum Ninja
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Yeah, well don't worry Game_Dev, Prime just doesn't appreciate funny literature like us vaca drinkers.
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03-17-2003, 08:51 PM
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Mad Hatter
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I found it funny! It put me in a joke mood!
GOOD TIMES!
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