Poor kid...

Game Developer · 12-14-2004, 08:04 PM

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
a pharmacist."

Old, but I still LOVE IT!

_Jeb_ · 12-15-2004, 12:34 AM

Gabriel013 · 12-15-2004, 02:12 AM

I can feel his embarrassement

nice shirt · 12-15-2004, 03:44 PM

Whats black and blue and doesnt like sex?

A rape victim.

Game Developer · 12-15-2004, 06:11 PM

LOL! Only problem with a joke like that some people get all serious and then you feel like a jackass for laughing....

Interceptor · 12-16-2004, 12:48 AM

And to think, I was going to guess the four year old in my trunk.

Matthew S. · 12-16-2004, 12:55 AM

Rick gave the punch line I usually hear (with a slight variation in age). People do get offended pretty easily with those, but I can't help but laughing at some, even how terrible they are. For instance:

What's red and silver and runs into walls?

A baby with forks in its eyes.

Gabriel013 · 12-16-2004, 03:02 AM

We laugh because we understand that it's lighthearted joke and isn't intended to make light of any real life victims.

Some people can't seem to register that in their heads. These are usually the ones who object to jokes about religion and race.

I haven't heard any of those before.

12-14-2004, 08:04 PM	#1
Game Developer The Funny Man Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Killadelphia, PA Posts: 2,234	Poor kid... A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." Old, but I still LOVE IT! __________________ *Where there are no rules or boundries, there I play.*

12-15-2004, 12:34 AM	#2
_Jeb_ Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 337	__________________ \"There\'s something about brown eyes. Can I tell you that I love to see you smile? I don\'t want to see you tired... And when I told you get some sleep, I didn\'t want to leave\"- Me

12-15-2004, 02:12 AM	#3
Gabriel013 ArchAngel Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Sheffield, England PS3 Network ID: gabriel013 Xbox Live ID: Gabriel013 Posts: 6,807	I can feel his embarrassement __________________ \"...and he shall ascend from the fires of Hell...\" "everyone knows second hand squirrel kills." - Svosen 3 forum tokens

12-15-2004, 03:44 PM	#4
nice shirt FTW! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Pittsburgh PS3 Network ID: N1CESHIRT Posts: 5,613	Whats black and blue and doesnt like sex? A rape victim. __________________

12-15-2004, 06:11 PM	#5
Game Developer The Funny Man Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Killadelphia, PA Posts: 2,234	LOL! Only problem with a joke like that some people get all serious and then you feel like a jackass for laughing.... __________________ *Where there are no rules or boundries, there I play.*

12-16-2004, 12:48 AM	#6
Interceptor Riskbreaker Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Athens, OH Xbox Live ID: Interceptor1500 Posts: 653	And to think, I was going to guess the four year old in my trunk.

12-16-2004, 12:55 AM	#7
Matthew S. Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,171	Rick gave the punch line I usually hear (with a slight variation in age). People do get offended pretty easily with those, but I can't help but laughing at some, even how terrible they are. For instance: What's red and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. __________________ \"In Virginia, police are looking for a stripper who stabbed a man for telling her she was too fat to strip. Police warn that the woman is armed and extremely fat.\" - Norm MacDonald

12-16-2004, 03:02 AM	#8
Gabriel013 ArchAngel Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Sheffield, England PS3 Network ID: gabriel013 Xbox Live ID: Gabriel013 Posts: 6,807	We laugh because we understand that it's lighthearted joke and isn't intended to make light of any real life victims. Some people can't seem to register that in their heads. These are usually the ones who object to jokes about religion and race. I haven't heard any of those before. __________________ \"...and he shall ascend from the fires of Hell...\" "everyone knows second hand squirrel kills." - Svosen 3 forum tokens

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