Broken Bike Chain...

[Game Developer]

This made me laugh when I was high.... I thought it was funny.

A man was training for the Tour de France bicycle racing tour. He was riding a particularly desolate road, he had a 50mile trip to make. about half way through, his chain brakes, and he's more or less screwed (will take forever to walk 25 miles).

So he's pushing for about an hour, when he finally sees a car, a Newer TransAm pulls up. The driver offers his assistance...

"Well, your bicycle won't fit in my trunk, but I'll tell you what, I have a rope, and will pull you for a while..." handing the bicyclist a whistle the guy tells the cyclist "....if I get to going to fast, just blow this whistle, and I'll slow down..."

The cyclist was a little nervous at first, but decides to go ahead. So they go and everything is going good, they're going around 30mph, but then a guy in a Mustang pulls up beside the TransAm driver, and wants to race.

The TA drivers explains he can't cause he's pulling the cyclist and such. So they just kind of cruise along, talking about how fast their cars and such. Pretty soon, both drivers get so into the discussion, they forget all about the guy on the bicycle, and decide to race.

Man they take off! They are racing like a mofo when they pass a State Trooper.

The State Trooper radios into headquarters...."Sarge, YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS!!! I just saw a late model Mustang and Transam Racing!!!" His sarge asks what is so suprising about that...

"...well, they passed me going about 120mph, and there was some crazy ass man was riding a bicycle behind them blowing a whistle trying to pass them!!!"


LOL...