12-06-2004, 09:37 PM
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The Funny Man
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Killadelphia, PA
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Awwww! Teddy Bears! <3
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar.
They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall. The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love. After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?" The guy says......... "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
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12-06-2004, 10:20 PM
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Senior Member
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Location: Big Snapple
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12-06-2004, 10:21 PM
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Administrator
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12-07-2004, 12:41 AM
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The Art Chick
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: St. Louis, Missouri, USA
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Where are you getting your material?
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12-07-2004, 08:09 AM
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ArchAngel
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Sheffield, England
PS3 Network ID: gabriel013
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I like it GD
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12-11-2004, 03:03 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Sheffield, England
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very funny ha ha ha. xxx
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12-11-2004, 08:38 PM
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A little left of center
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Streetsboro, OH
Xbox Live ID: xakdublin
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No offense, but incredibly old.
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