19 Fun Things to Do In The Public Bathroom

JackTheRipper · 03-13-2003, 10:32 PM

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your
neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence
with a bodily function noise

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!"

6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a
cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh
relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it
erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while
yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of
toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor.
Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?

13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!

14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

15. Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small.
Now what am I gonna do?"

16. Play a well known drum cadence over and oven again on your
butt cheeks

17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your
"Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to
the adjacent stall.

18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it
so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing
"Born Free."

Arnold K. (Admin) · 03-13-2003, 11:16 PM

I WAS eating a pizza...

Stanley · 03-13-2003, 11:18 PM

very funny! I will try it too someday :rollin:

Stanley · 03-13-2003, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arnold K. (EIC)
I WAS eating a pizza...

JackTheRipper · 03-13-2003, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arnold K. (EIC)
I WAS eating a pizza...

kupo00 · 03-14-2003, 12:46 AM

stanley, did you really have to post again just to put up a

face?

anyways, those are pretty funny.

sabbas · 03-14-2003, 02:03 AM

:rollin:

Prime · 03-14-2003, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kupo00
stanley, did you really have to post again just to put up a face?

anyways, those are pretty funny.

*stabs the sh!t outta kupo*

SIX HOURS LATER

*Still Stabbing..*

sparky5110 · 03-14-2003, 06:37 PM

Why are you stabbing the shit out of Kupo.

Anyways, those are good, the penut butter one especially.

sagepowder · 01-04-2007, 01:01 AM

I am new here, just saying hello

<3 sagepowder

03-13-2003, 10:32 PM	#1
JackTheRipper Jacking Off For World Peace Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,667	19 Fun Things to Do In The Public Bathroom 1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?" 2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that." 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise 4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before." 5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!" 6. Say "Darn, this water is cold." 7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly. 8. Say, "Now how did that get there?" 9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus." 10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!" 11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters" 12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please? 13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me! 14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot" 15. Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?" 16. Play a well known drum cadence over and oven again on your butt cheeks 17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall. 18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!" 19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free." __________________

03-13-2003, 11:18 PM	#3
Stanley Makes the devil cry! Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,681	very funny! I will try it too someday :rollin: __________________ PSX Extreme 4 Life

03-14-2003, 02:03 AM	#7
sabbas I pitty the foo!! Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,725	:rollin: :rollin: __________________ ------------------------------------------- \"Don\'t you ever just like me, Long for purity. Don\'t you ever, get so sick of our territories\" - Cute Boring Love, Blindside

01-04-2007, 01:01 AM	#10
sagepowder Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 2	New here I am new here, just saying hello <3 sagepowder

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03-13-2003, 11:16 PM	#2
Arnold K. (Admin) Administrator Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,643	I WAS eating a pizza...

03-14-2003, 12:46 AM	#6
kupo00 Moogle Mania! Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 427	stanley, did you really have to post again just to put up a face? anyways, those are pretty funny.

03-14-2003, 06:37 PM	#9
sparky5110 He's really not that bad. Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 440	Why are you stabbing the shit out of Kupo. Anyways, those are good, the penut butter one especially.

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