Dumb Laws!! - Page 2

sparky5110 · 03-09-2003, 05:14 PM

I've seen some of those on "Americas Dumbest Criminals" What a great show. But they are damn funny

sabbas · 03-09-2003, 11:40 PM

Those are great!! :rollin:

Matthew S. · 03-10-2003, 02:00 PM

"Minnesota: It is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish. We assume it's illegal with a dead fish as well."

Noooooo!!!

Matthew S. · 03-10-2003, 02:17 PM

HAHAHAHAHA!!! These are all great too:

Massachusetts: Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.

Ohio: According to Ohio law, it's against the law to kill a housefly within 160 feet of a church without a license.

West Virginia: A person may not hold public office if they have ever taken part in a duel.

Ohio: It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.

North Carolina: All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart. Making love in the space between the beds is strictly forbidden.

Texas: It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

Louisiana: You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.

North Dakota: It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.

Maine: After January 14th you will be charged a fine if you still have your Christmas decorations up.

I think this is GD's best thread ever.

Maverick Shaw · 03-10-2003, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by auron
why are all those laws dum but they are all ****ing funny i wonder which pricks make all those dodgy rules up

they were probably made way back when america was just beginning when some of those things were common.
and they just stuck around

Odin · 03-10-2003, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Fox News did a whole segment on stupid laws in Colorado, but those are the only two I remember.

I hate Fox News with every sliver of my being; I feel like all the malice I've got bubbles exclusively for that network's reporters...Bill O'Reilly...*shudder*

The Onion (my Bible) did an article just recently about Sean Hannity with the headline "Fox News Reporter Asks Questions Others Are Too Smart To Ask." I thought that was a fairly precise characterization of that particular personality...

Arnold K. (Admin) · 03-10-2003, 05:46 PM

WTF?

Matthew S. · 03-10-2003, 06:58 PM

I'll take Fox News over CNN any day; it's about time a news broadcast breaks away from the primarily liberal media programs.

Odin · 03-10-2003, 08:00 PM

Yeah, I realize it's all about your sensibilities...the thugs at Fox News like Hannity and O'Reilly just happen to deeply offend mine.

03-09-2003, 11:40 PM	#12
sabbas I pitty the foo!! Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,725	Those are great!! :rollin: __________________ ------------------------------------------- \"Don\'t you ever just like me, Long for purity. Don\'t you ever, get so sick of our territories\" - Cute Boring Love, Blindside

03-10-2003, 02:00 PM	#13
Matthew S. Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,171	"Minnesota: It is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish. We assume it's illegal with a dead fish as well." Noooooo!!! __________________ \"In Virginia, police are looking for a stripper who stabbed a man for telling her she was too fat to strip. Police warn that the woman is armed and extremely fat.\" - Norm MacDonald

03-10-2003, 02:17 PM	#14
Matthew S. Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,171	HAHAHAHAHA!!! These are all great too: Massachusetts: Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches. Ohio: According to Ohio law, it's against the law to kill a housefly within 160 feet of a church without a license. West Virginia: A person may not hold public office if they have ever taken part in a duel. Ohio: It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house. North Carolina: All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart. Making love in the space between the beds is strictly forbidden. Texas: It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. Louisiana: You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant. North Dakota: It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on. Maine: After January 14th you will be charged a fine if you still have your Christmas decorations up. I think this is GD's best thread ever. __________________ \"In Virginia, police are looking for a stripper who stabbed a man for telling her she was too fat to strip. Police warn that the woman is armed and extremely fat.\" - Norm MacDonald

03-10-2003, 06:58 PM	#18
Matthew S. Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,171	I'll take Fox News over CNN any day; it's about time a news broadcast breaks away from the primarily liberal media programs. __________________ \"In Virginia, police are looking for a stripper who stabbed a man for telling her she was too fat to strip. Police warn that the woman is armed and extremely fat.\" - Norm MacDonald

03-10-2003, 08:00 PM	#19
Odin Moderator Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,201	Yeah, I realize it's all about your sensibilities...the thugs at Fox News like Hannity and O'Reilly just happen to deeply offend mine. __________________ --Bryan Keers, biggest badass ever

03-09-2003, 05:14 PM	#11
sparky5110 He's really not that bad. Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 440	I've seen some of those on "Americas Dumbest Criminals" What a great show. But they are damn funny

03-10-2003, 05:46 PM	#17
Arnold K. (Admin) Administrator Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,643	WTF?

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