02-23-2004, 07:48 PM
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Man Got Penis Stuck In Padlock
Man got penis stuck in padlock
A Russian man has been told he will have a bent penis for the rest of his life after trapping it in a padlock. Firemen in Moscow spent an hour freeing the 20-year-old man after he called emergency services after a sex game went wrong. A doctor at Moscow's Hospital No.50, where the man was treated, told local daily Moskovsky Komsomolets: "His penis will be bent to one side but it will still function." Firemen used cold water and grease to try to release the padlock before finally cutting it free with a saw. Story filed: 11:15 Thursday 19th February 2004 ----------- OMG i found this shit funny but at the same time i'm like damn how much that would hurt. BTW what kind of sex game was he playing?  And why didn't he just use a key or the combination to unlock it.
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02-23-2004, 08:35 PM
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Really a righty.
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Did it say where he stuck it?
Maybe it was where the key went, so he didn't have many options. |
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02-23-2004, 08:50 PM
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Do I feel lucky?
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It must be a really big key or a really small penis.
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02-23-2004, 08:51 PM
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I heard of a similar thing last week, don't know if it is the same guy. Apparently he's seeking compensation from the people who make the padlocks, because there was no warning on the box or the lock that he shouldn't do it...
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02-23-2004, 09:01 PM
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Really a righty.
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The sad thing is, it wouldn't surprise me if somebody tried to sue another person because of that. |
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02-23-2004, 09:18 PM
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It was something I came across in a list of stupid compensation claims in a newspaper. Don't know how far it went before he was (hopefully) told to stop being so stupid and that he only had himself to blame.
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02-23-2004, 09:20 PM
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02-23-2004, 09:32 PM
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Perhaps you should wait and see if padlock guy gets anywhere with his case first. You'll just have to fight the urge a while longer, Arnold
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02-23-2004, 09:59 PM
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02-23-2004, 10:24 PM
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Yeah, the firewire ports are hate Arnolds USB ports because he loves them more.
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