Best Pick Up Lines

Prime · 03-03-2003, 07:18 PM

Lets hear your best pickup lines! Men and women! Funny or serious. What has worked for you? what hasn't? Old or new!

Come on, arnold really needs some ideas

everett102 · 03-03-2003, 07:20 PM

never tried it but it's funny
"legs is the word of the day. let's go back to my place and spread the word."

Dmitry M. (Lazer) · 03-03-2003, 07:23 PM

You'll get a smack in your face!!!

Prime · 03-03-2003, 07:26 PM

I kinda want a smack in my face =D
:rollin:

everett102 · 03-03-2003, 07:28 PM

also, "if you were on a McDonalds menu you'd be the McBeautiful."

UmbrellaInc. · 03-03-2003, 07:32 PM

Guy: "Are you tired?"
Girl: "No why?"
Guy: " Oh because you have been running through my mind all day."

Sweet Tooth · 03-03-2003, 07:52 PM

Did you know that there are 265 bones inside of your body? {Wait for answer} "Yeah, and I could show you how to get one more?"

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.

Do you have any [insert your race, IE: Puerto Rican (me

)] in you? (if no…) Would you like some?

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch?

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper

Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand."

That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.

Take a screw with you and put it in your pocket. Then, when a girl comes up to you, offer her the screw and say, "Wanna screw?"

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.

Lick your finger and touch the person, touch yourself with it and say, "Let's you and me get out of these wet clothes."

Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"

I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.

How do you like your eggs cooked? [Why?] Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!

Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.

Hey babe, how about a pizza and a ****? (after she slaps you or leaves) HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?

Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.

Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

UmbrellaInc. · 03-03-2003, 08:43 PM

Haha I couldn't even imagine trying to use any of those.....then again who actually does use pick up lines?

Sweet Tooth · 03-03-2003, 08:46 PM

No one does. I got them off a website.

Arnold K. (Admin) · 03-03-2003, 10:16 PM

:rollin: :rollin:

Good shit, Tones.

*takes notes*

03-03-2003, 07:18 PM	#1
Prime Mad Hatter Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,464	Best Pick Up Lines Lets hear your best pickup lines! Men and women! Funny or serious. What has worked for you? what hasn't? Old or new! Come on, arnold really needs some ideas __________________ \"Computer games don\'t affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we\'d all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.\" -Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

03-03-2003, 07:23 PM	#3
Dmitry M. (Lazer) Administrator Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Queens, New York PS3 Network ID: DimaNYC Posts: 3,714	You'll get a smack in your face!!! __________________ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler" - Albert Einstein

03-03-2003, 07:26 PM	#4
Prime Mad Hatter Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,464	I kinda want a smack in my face =D :rollin: __________________ \"Computer games don\'t affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we\'d all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.\" -Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

03-03-2003, 07:52 PM	#7
Sweet Tooth Don't touch my ice cream "truck". Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 171	Did you know that there are 265 bones inside of your body? {Wait for answer} "Yeah, and I could show you how to get one more?" Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants. Do you have any [insert your race, IE: Puerto Rican (me )] in you? (if no…) Would you like some? Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch? What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand." That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too. Take a screw with you and put it in your pocket. Then, when a girl comes up to you, offer her the screw and say, "Wanna screw?" Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. Lick your finger and touch the person, touch yourself with it and say, "Let's you and me get out of these wet clothes." Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment? If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?" I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. How do you like your eggs cooked? [Why?] Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning! Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right. Hey babe, how about a pizza and a **? (after she slaps you or leaves) HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza? Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink. Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face. __________________ \"Take some Big and some Pac mix em up in a pot sprinkle a little Big L on top, what the fk do you got? You got the illest and realest killas tied up in a knot, the juggernauts of this rap shit, like it or not\" - Eminem www.insidegameronline.com Site Administrator, Editor-in-Chief <img src=\"http://sweettooth.250free.com/anthony.jpg\">

03-03-2003, 08:43 PM	#8
UmbrellaInc. Zombie madness Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 107	Haha I couldn't even imagine trying to use any of those.....then again who actually does use pick up lines? __________________

03-03-2003, 07:20 PM	#2
everett102 One who comes from "The Last Frontier" Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 342	never tried it but it's funny "legs is the word of the day. let's go back to my place and spread the word."

03-03-2003, 07:28 PM	#5
everett102 One who comes from "The Last Frontier" Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 342	also, "if you were on a McDonalds menu you'd be the McBeautiful."

03-03-2003, 07:32 PM	#6
UmbrellaInc. Zombie madness Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 107	Guy: "Are you tired?" Girl: "No why?" Guy: " Oh because you have been running through my mind all day."

03-03-2003, 08:46 PM	#9
Sweet Tooth Don't touch my ice cream "truck". Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 171	No one does. I got them off a website. __________________ \"Take some Big and some Pac mix em up in a pot sprinkle a little Big L on top, what the f**k do you got? You got the illest and realest killas tied up in a knot, the juggernauts of this rap shit, like it or not\" - Eminem www.insidegameronline.com Site Administrator, Editor-in-Chief <img src=\"http://sweettooth.250free.com/anthony.jpg\">

03-03-2003, 10:16 PM	#10
Arnold K. (Admin) Administrator Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,643	:rollin: :rollin: Good shit, Tones. takes notes

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