Joke-If You Want A Job Done Give It To A Woman

JackTheRipper · 02-26-2003, 09:05 PM

The CIA had a opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were three finalists... Two men and awoman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair, "Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." T

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."

Moral of the story: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.

Arnold K. (Admin) · 02-26-2003, 09:09 PM

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Magoosh! · 02-26-2003, 09:10 PM

:rollin: :rollin:

JackTheRipper · 02-26-2003, 09:12 PM

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Originally posted by Arnold K. (EIC)
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Thats weird, I was just about to post that pic arnold.

Arnold K. (Admin) · 02-26-2003, 09:16 PM

nice shirt · 02-26-2003, 10:12 PM

hahaha i posted that on the old forum! u stole it!

Dmitry M. (Lazer) · 02-26-2003, 10:28 PM

Good one! :rollin:

Game Developer · 02-26-2003, 10:58 PM

I knew I saw it before, just didn't know by who.

_Jeb_ · 02-26-2003, 11:30 PM

The LOVE OF money is the root of all evil. Other than that, it's just about right.

Stanley · 02-27-2003, 12:09 AM

Ha!Ha!Ha

......ha!ha!ha!

...

Ok! I don't think when I married with my girlfriend when we get older that she gonna shoot me if somebody ask her. NO WAY.
She ain't like other girls, she's an angel of mine.

02-26-2003, 09:05 PM	#1
JackTheRipper Jacking Off For World Peace Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,667	Joke-If You Want A Job Done Give It To A Woman The CIA had a opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were three finalists... Two men and awoman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair, "Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." T The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home. Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair." Moral of the story: Women are evil. Don't mess with them. __________________

02-26-2003, 10:12 PM	#6
nice shirt FTW! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Pittsburgh PS3 Network ID: N1CESHIRT Posts: 5,568	hahaha i posted that on the old forum! u stole it! __________________

02-26-2003, 10:28 PM	#7
Dmitry M. (Lazer) Administrator Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Queens, New York PS3 Network ID: DimaNYC Posts: 3,714	Good one! :rollin: __________________ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler" - Albert Einstein

02-26-2003, 10:58 PM	#8
Game Developer The Funny Man Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Killadelphia, PA Posts: 2,233	I knew I saw it before, just didn't know by who. __________________ *Where there are no rules or boundries, there I play.*

02-26-2003, 11:30 PM	#9
_Jeb_ Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 337	The LOVE OF money is the root of all evil. Other than that, it's just about right. __________________ \"There\'s something about brown eyes. Can I tell you that I love to see you smile? I don\'t want to see you tired... And when I told you get some sleep, I didn\'t want to leave\"- Me

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02-27-2003, 12:09 AM	#10
Stanley Makes the devil cry! Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,681	Ha!Ha!Ha ......ha!ha!ha! ... Ok! I don't think when I married with my girlfriend when we get older that she gonna shoot me if somebody ask her. NO WAY. She ain't like other girls, she's an angel of mine. __________________ PSX Extreme 4 Life

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