Die, Die!! Go To Sleep, Fool! Put Down Your Head And Die!!

Reggie White · 08-17-2003, 02:00 AM

What video game characters do you think should get the axe?

I don't care how buxom Ms. Croft is, that broad needs to fall in a spike pit and stay dead! Or she can be hung by her thumbs on a tortue rack. I don't care. Just as long as she gets croaked.

Sorry if there are any Duke Nukem fans, but I think Duke's last game should be titled "Duke Gets Nuked" and should be dedicated to the death of that blond, Ash wannabe fool. I think someone should just shoot a bomb into his chest so we can watch him scream in agony, and 5 seconds later, watch him explode, sending his body parts flying in 8 different directions.
I'm such a sadist.

jumbo · 08-17-2003, 02:36 AM

Heichahi b-i-a-t-c-h!!

nah, jk

farfus · 08-17-2003, 07:11 PM

Unfortunately there are too many to list, Reggie... That is one of the big problems i have with NextGen games nowadays, the need to resurrect warn out characters and make sequels using a few more pixels and less brain power behind them... Im only looking at new and somewhat refreshing games nowadays and not much else, so there isnt much of a market for my interests...

Tosser00 · 08-17-2003, 07:40 PM

I could live without another Mario game, I really could. As much as I did enjoy Mario Sunshine, I think after 20+ years its time to pull the plug. That would atleast FORCE Nintendo to come up with something new. Donkey Kong is pretty played out too. I don't think anyone even respects that franchise anymore.

Mr. SunburnMan · 08-17-2003, 08:28 PM

Tidus. He's dead. Move along.

Arnold K. (Admin) · 08-17-2003, 08:30 PM

Duke Nukem
Lara Croft
Mario (**** 'im)
Crash Bandicoot (time's up)
Spyro (ditto)

Hmm, I think that's it

TtTackler · 08-17-2003, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arnold K. (EIC)
Duke Nukem
Lara Croft
Mario (**** 'im)
Crash Bandicoot (time's up)
Spyro (ditto)

Hmm, I think that's it

Nah, there are more..Megaman..I loved those games to death back in the day, but there's been enough. MMX7 doesn't look it will be all that great, I'm hoping though..They should end that series with one last great Megaman Legend..

Reggie White · 08-18-2003, 12:13 AM

Hmm. I guess when Ratche & Clank, Jak & Daxter, and Sly Cooper get too played out they can all drop dead as well.

Ryan H. · 08-18-2003, 12:30 AM

Well, luckily for us, Mario is rapidly approaching mandatory retirement age, because we all know that plumbers cannot save the world after age 70.

I think Lara Croft is going to get perished by the suits at Eidos. They've been whoring her out for years, but she just doesn't have it anymore. The ole cluck finally lost her hold on pubescent boys.

Personally, I think the world could do without the stars of Resident Evil, but that's probably just me.

Gabriel013 · 08-18-2003, 09:48 AM

Bye Bye Mario, Luigi, Donkey Kong...

08-17-2003, 02:00 AM	#1
Reggie White Reggie = rockage Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 225	Die, Die!! Go To Sleep, Fool! Put Down Your Head And Die!! What video game characters do you think should get the axe? I don't care how buxom Ms. Croft is, that broad needs to fall in a spike pit and stay dead! Or she can be hung by her thumbs on a tortue rack. I don't care. Just as long as she gets croaked. Sorry if there are any Duke Nukem fans, but I think Duke's last game should be titled "Duke Gets Nuked" and should be dedicated to the death of that blond, Ash wannabe fool. I think someone should just shoot a bomb into his chest so we can watch him scream in agony, and 5 seconds later, watch him explode, sending his body parts flying in 8 different directions. I'm such a sadist. __________________ Play your games.

08-17-2003, 07:40 PM	#4
Tosser00 Marshmallow Salad! Join Date: Feb 2003 PS3 Network ID: Cappy00 Posts: 1,827	I could live without another Mario game, I really could. As much as I did enjoy Mario Sunshine, I think after 20+ years its time to pull the plug. That would atleast FORCE Nintendo to come up with something new. Donkey Kong is pretty played out too. I don't think anyone even respects that franchise anymore. __________________ World of Warcraft has stolen my brain.

08-18-2003, 12:13 AM	#8
Reggie White Reggie = rockage Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 225	Hmm. I guess when Ratche & Clank, Jak & Daxter, and Sly Cooper get too played out they can all drop dead as well. __________________ Play your games.

08-18-2003, 12:30 AM	#9
Ryan H. Forum Ninja Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Milpitas, CA PS2 Online ID: Drunken Xbox Live ID: BionicDrunken Posts: 3,959	Well, luckily for us, Mario is rapidly approaching mandatory retirement age, because we all know that plumbers cannot save the world after age 70. I think Lara Croft is going to get perished by the suits at Eidos. They've been whoring her out for years, but she just doesn't have it anymore. The ole cluck finally lost her hold on pubescent boys. Personally, I think the world could do without the stars of Resident Evil, but that's probably just me. __________________ ReunionTour - Tactical Forum Action

08-18-2003, 09:48 AM	#10
Gabriel013 ArchAngel Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Sheffield, England PS3 Network ID: gabriel013 Xbox Live ID: Gabriel013 Posts: 6,698	Bye Bye Mario, Luigi, Donkey Kong... __________________ \"...and he shall ascend from the fires of Hell...\" "everyone knows second hand squirrel kills." - Svosen 3 forum tokens

08-17-2003, 02:36 AM	#2
jumbo "I'm Rick James, bitch." Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,618	Heichahi b-i-a-t-c-h!! nah, jk

08-17-2003, 07:11 PM	#3
farfus Where the hell is his cane!? Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 2,019	Unfortunately there are too many to list, Reggie... That is one of the big problems i have with NextGen games nowadays, the need to resurrect warn out characters and make sequels using a few more pixels and less brain power behind them... Im only looking at new and somewhat refreshing games nowadays and not much else, so there isnt much of a market for my interests...

08-17-2003, 08:28 PM	#5
Mr. SunburnMan I don't own a ps3 Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 4,496	Tidus. He's dead. Move along.

08-17-2003, 08:30 PM	#6
Arnold K. (Admin) Administrator Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,643	Duke Nukem Lara Croft Mario (**** 'im) Crash Bandicoot (time's up) Spyro (ditto) Hmm, I think that's it

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