Every game after Donkey Kong is for graphics whores!
Seriously, this game combined beautifully complex game mechanics with a touching story of love, courage and heroism. Mario, a simple plumber, must rescue the princess from an evil monkey who is mysteriously called a donkey.
After this game, people, it all went to shit, it really did. Developers were cursed with this IDIOTIC lust for ever increasing graphics and tripe dialogue.
See, it's the OLD SCHOOL mentality you guys are missing. See, I'm old, and obviously senile, and I am afraid of change and incapable of accepting or appreciating it, and why?
BECAUSE CHANGE SUCKS! Any game with graphics superior to the BAR set in 1983 are UNNECESSARY! Games don't need these newfangled "textures" and "normal mapping" to be good! All that does is take away from the purity of story that developers so obviously focused on back in the early 80s, the halcyon days of pure classics that you WHORES have obviously forgotten all about, if you were EVEN BORN YOU EFFING NOOBS!
Now, if you will excuse me, I'm going to go jerk off to the glory that is Space Invaders II, and no not that shitty remake from the 90s, the PURE, CLEAN, OWNAGE version that is the arcade tabletop from 1978!
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