Man got penis stuck in padlock
A Russian man has been told he will have a bent penis for the rest of his life after trapping it in a padlock.
Firemen in Moscow spent an hour freeing the 20-year-old man after he called emergency services after a sex game went wrong.
A doctor at Moscow's Hospital No.50, where the man was treated, told local daily Moskovsky Komsomolets: "His penis will be bent to one side but it will still function."
Firemen used cold water and grease to try to release the padlock before finally cutting it free with a saw.
Story filed: 11:15 Thursday 19th February 2004
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OMG i found this shit funny but at the same time i'm like damn how much that would hurt.
BTW what kind of sex game was he playing?
And why didn't he just use a key or the combination to unlock it.