http://uk.news.yahoo.com/pressass/20...6323e80_1.html
A 16 year old boy got a surprising birthday present when his mother sent a stripper to his school drama class.
She 'claims' there was a booking error and that she had ordered a gorilla. (I doubt a man in a gorilla costume and a stripper dressed as a policewoman can be ordered from the same company.)
The stripper led him round the classroom on his hands and knees then proceeded to strip to her bra and knickers. The teacher stopped the show when the stripper asked the boy to rub cream on her body.
The school is investigating but the police are not being involved.
I just wish my parents had the forethought to order me this sort of present. When it comes down to it there was no harm done and it was all just a bit of fun.. and possibly crotch embarrassment.
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