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Originally Posted by Dmitry M. (Lazer)
Am i missing the point here?
But who in the hell goes on VACATION to Ohio?
And goddamn are those smilies on every post you make are pissing me off! Will there ever be a post you make without smilies. Wait atleast make a post with less then 100000000000000000000000 smilies on it.
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You go on vacation to Ohio when your family lives there and your mom and dad make you go visit them.
Then you meet your 15 year old second cousin and wonder if she's far enough removed from your immediate family that it would be okay to put the moves on her, especially since she gives you that funny feeling in your pants every time you see her in a tank top (makes you forget all about the braces and acne), and spend the nights masturbating to incestuous fantasies that would make your parents cry.
Then you come home, log onto a forum and pretend like you're still 37 and took your family to the beautiful bounty of American heartland only to find YOUR home trashed. See, that makes for good forum drama, and Brandon realizes this, and he gives it to us in spades. I can't wait until the next time he talks about his uncle the super secret pentagon executive who sends green berets to do his dirty work.
You just don't get the brilliance that is Brandon, Dmitry. I don't blame you, it's pretty subtle; that's part of what makes it so genius!
*adds ten million smilies to post to piss off Lazer*